splatter platter

Performing oral sex while the recipient is eating a seafood platter and upon orgasm sqirts upon the consumer.

Ruth gave Danny a splatter platter after he brought home a nice sushi dinner.

by Jorge queso October 22, 2010

splap

A confection comprised of chocolate, caramel and biscuit, characterised by its 'big lump' shape.

Holy crap guys, I'm hungry for some splap.

by Man-Hank April 26, 2008

splatch

To splash, speckle, or sprinkle.

It's going to splatch all over him!

by Weston Ruter February 13, 2004

Splatoon 2

Splatoon 2 is literally the exact same game as Splatoon 1, except you have to pay to actually do anything fun. Unless you like replaying the same levels over and over again...

“Hey, dude! You play Splatoon?
“Nah man, I only play Splatoon 2.
“You poor, poor soul...”

by Effedgusafhugbknh August 26, 2019

splatter special

What happens the morning after a curry (or any other spicy food) when you find yourself racing to the bathroom to empty your bowel before you foul yourself. The shit seems to spray everywhere.

I experienced a splatter special last night, and was forced to wipe down the seat cos it was covered with shit.

by Pete October 24, 2004

splat

Worst degree of bathroom emergencies. Bowel movements in the form of windex spray. Also referred to as reverse regurgitation.

Oh no, I just splat in my hall way!

by BDE specialist May 16, 2014

Splant

To like the smell of sperm or Big Black Dick.

You act like you splant.

by Trillassnigga November 18, 2014