Person 1: Damn yo I like her Vans. They are small though like size 5.
Person 2: Yeah bruh the Mini Vans. She's a Soccer Mom.
Person 2: Yeah bruh the Mini Vans. She's a Soccer Mom.
by TUIT October 21, 2010
Get the Soccer Mommug. A nasty mother who follows the suburban trend of being a bore, and a gossip with slightly below average IQ who wears clothing that lacks imagination. She could aid her children in their pursuit of the finer things in life such as art, music, literature and science, philosophy and gastronomy; sadly, she is ignorant of such things. In fact she has a high opinion of herself: she thinks she is a queen and is proud of her suburban attributes and accolades.
John: I saw that gossip-monger neighbour, Suzanne pulling into the Maccas drive-thru again.
Sarah: Oh yes, typical soccer mum doesn't know any better than to feed her kidsjunk and pop music.
Sarah: Oh yes, typical soccer mum doesn't know any better than to feed her kidsjunk and pop music.
by jujickson June 10, 2014
Get the soccer mummug. Cleaning up anything using only feet to do so usually by making a pile then deciding what to do with it.
My kid won't let me put them down right now and I gotta clean up, looks like I'll be soccer cleaning.
by chaibot7 October 19, 2010
Get the soccer cleaningmug. A compliment meant as false praise targeted at younger members of Generation Y just entering the workforce. Derived from the notion that Gen Y has grown up in an atmosphere of constant praise, particularly in popular sports like soccer, where kids plays for fun, no score is kept and everyone gets a trophy at season's end.
After the new intern finished that menial task, the boss gave her a soccer trophy just so she would feel appreciated.
by bjr808 August 21, 2008
Get the soccer trophymug. Anyone that plays soccer is gay and should be sent to a prison to get what they want a dick in there butt..... also if your name is rene and you play soccer your a fag in general
by Cream97 August 15, 2017
Get the Soccer fagmug. These women love their children and like to be "cool" with the kids. Usually they try and protect their kids from anything that may be evil.
by Anonymous July 18, 2004
Get the soccer mommug. Annoying middle-upper class lady. Picks up here kids at school every day with an SUV or minivan to lug them off to some kind of sports practice. Commonly uses any combination of the v-chip,ESRB, and movie ratings to make sure her kids don't hear any "language" or see any violence. Internet is a "no-no" other than going on kid learning games websites for 45 minutes every day. If someone says "a bad word" near her kids while she is with them, she will quickly cover their ears. Her vehicle usually has a a football sticker or bumper sticker like "My Child is an Honor Student at ________ Elementary School", but no one cares if your little retard of a child is an honor student. She only let's her kids listen to kid's music, old music or Christian music. She makes sure to drive real slow as she wants to protect her "angels" who still sit in a carseat at age 10. Her husband is her source of income.
Was in the grocery, picking up a copy of CS:GO and a dumb soccer mom comes by and yells at me for buying violent games, and proceeds to the topic of terrorism. I say "fuck off" and she then shouts "DON'T USE THAT LANGUAGE NEAR MY SON!" and proceeds to cover his ears. I check out and go home.
by Potatoforpresitend2025 October 18, 2016
Get the Soccer mommug.