no soap...radium 

Similar to no soap...radio except it's cooler.

So I was working in the nuclear powerplant the other day, and this guy brings out a block of glowing blue material. I ask, "What the fuck dude, is that Caesium-137 soap?" and he replies "NO SOAP...RADIUM!"

no soap...radium by Your Motherfucking Mom December 18, 2006

brown soap 

A discolouration of the soap on one's hand when washing ones ass. Usually caused by not wiping properly after one has had a shite.

Duder: DUDE! I got brown soap yesterday!
DUDE: What the hell is brown soap?
Duder: It's just shitty soap you get when you wash your crack after not wiping...
DUDE: THAT'S FUCKING SICK MAN.
Duder: DUDE, Whatever, it tastes better like that anyway.
DUDE: O_O

brown soap by GeorgeBizzle November 4, 2007

soapy soap-like soap 

soap that is very soapy and soap-like

john: wow this soap is not soapy or soap-like at all
luke: but this soap is some soapy soap-like soap alright you should try it
john: wow this is some soapy soap-like soap

soapy soap-like soap by Stickboi__ March 26, 2023

saddle-soap 

A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".

Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!

saddle-soap by QuacksO January 10, 2015

typical soap 

A phrase used to describe a person who is weird and has a unique characteristic behavior.

Jesse:Hey! Was up!

Sophia: idk what s doing on.. im going to start a series on horror short films and I don't wanna do to college and I don't wanna do anything and im bored..

Jesse: dude chill man... ur such a typical soap..

typical soap by Jazzy_ June 18, 2017

Piss-soap 

The slippery substance that accumulates on public bathrooms that is composed of soap, piss, and water. It is incredibly slick and causes many poor men to fall into a smelly piss covered floor.

Guy 1: “Hey man why do smell so bad?”
Guy 2: “Because I slipped and fell on some piss-soap.”

Piss-soap by Sleepless_Slander October 1, 2018

Barbecue soap

When you drop the soap in the shower so the person puts barbecue sauce on his penis

“Oops I dropped the soap” well get ready for some barbecue soap

Barbecue soap by Random words that make me die November 16, 2018