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singed pubes

Burning your pubic hair down to the nubs.
Aw fuck I singed my pubes with my lighter!
by Spencer P. August 10, 2004
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Singleness

the state of not being in a relationship, A.K.A being single. Singleness is usually characterized (if the person does not like singleness) by depression or pissyness and may be confused with PMS in women and BMS in men. It may also be confused with simple perversion, as the afflicted person usually acts somewhat perverted, due to the deprivation of love.

One of teh worst things anyone can ever have.
After Harry broke up with his girlfriend, his friends noticed that he became very depressed and perverted. Harry was suffering from his own singleness.
by N00berson McGee January 6, 2011
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Singles day

We heard of happy national girlfriends day and happy national boyfriends day. But, now it’s time for Happy National Singles Day. If you single dis yo time to shine sweetie!!!
Becky: He Rhianna it’s National Singles Day. Rhianna: Aww yaayyyy finally cuz I been single for a brick it’s time for my stupid self to celebrate
by The.Boss.Diva October 7, 2019
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married single mom

A woman who is married with a husband but takes care of the children and the husband never took care of his kids
" Hey honey, do you know how to feed the baby? Ugh, I feel like A married single mom."
by anonymous November 6, 2022
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Single Mom

A single female. Struggling and trying to balance working to provide for child, raising her child, and still having some time to herself. Usually, the father either left her because he was too much of a pussy to handle fatherhood, or more tragically, died and left the mother to care for their child alone.
Poor Stacey, struggling with school work, working a night shift and being a single mom all at the same time! But she still manages to love and care for her baby despite the hardships.
by Lunar Escape October 23, 2007
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Single Pringle

A single male or female. The whole 'pringle' part is added just because it rhymes...
Larry: Bruh, dat GURL better be a single pringle.
Jeff: She won't be no single pringle when I'm done with her.
by Larry Thats My Suitcase August 9, 2016
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Singledumb

The mindless choices people make when single.
I thought the guy who tried to mug me in the alley was kinda cute, and I was newly enjoying my singledumb, so I took him home that night and he stole my laptop and mini-fridge, too!
by Yael Greene March 10, 2010
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