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shizzle my nizzle

Once upon a time there was a man called bob. Now bob liked his occasional bud, one day he ran out. Geoff happened to be with him at the time. Bob said "fo' shizzle my nizzle", Geoff ran to the local chemists and fetched Bob some more bud. Well..mary didnt like the fact that geoff went, she had longed to go to the local chemists, but never had the chance. So while Bob weren't looking she spade Geoff over the head and dragged his body 2 miles to nearest graveyard, and buried him. When Bob said "fo' shizzle my nizzle" the next day, he was expecting Geoff. There was no sign of Geoff, so he said it louder, still no sign. All of a sudden Mary came running back from the local whore house and said "ill go!!". She ran and ran and ran until....she got trampled over by en elephant. Bob never did get any more bud after that, and if you listen you can still hear his ghost shouting "fo' shizzle my nizzle".
Bob: fo' shizzle my nizzle
Geoff: (no answer)
Mary: (no answer)
by Mr. T October 20, 2004
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Shizzle Stick

A Man's Appendage sticking out from the pelvic region, Usually used to stab into a woman's crotch area, See Vagina.
"Aww man, I 'tought she was giving me head but she bit off part uf my shizzle stick yo!"
by WhiteTrashFinatic May 28, 2005
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shizzle yo' pizzle

When you have such low riding and phat leg shorts (and your dick dangles so low) that you can just stand nonchalantly in the gutter and take a piss straight down the inside of your pants leg, not get a drop on your pants, and nobody even suspects you're taking a piss.
Yo, I can't believe you shizzled yo' pizzle right there in front of the White House.
by Loco Moco October 21, 2004
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fo shizzle my nizzo

by Wolfwood September 14, 2003
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fo shizzle my nizzo

Jigaboo for 'yo can i lick yo butt-holio'
by Butt Lick G=ster September 16, 2003
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shizzle

"Oh shizzle, the price of gasoline raised again!"
by Paul Cohen May 24, 2006
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fo shizzle

"My dog is green."
"Fo Shizzle?"
by Homeslice September 17, 2003
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