Procrastination

Procrastination is when you are healthy mentaly, physically, and emotionally. Have motivation and will power, and are perfectly capable to get your task done. But don't feel like you have to.

I.e. you have an exam or big test in two weeks, you could study for most of that time but don't because the test is two weeks away. So you put of studying until the night before or two days before. Procrastination

by Nadia. August 6, 2018

The Procrastination Guild

A series of Google Groups and Forums started way back in 2005. They currently reside at http://procrastination.ipbfree.com/ , although the forum is largely dead, do to a move from a different forum hoster that didn't go over well.
The Procrastination Guild's many achievements include a gift shop, and the critically acclaimed title of "The Greatest Thing To Ever Happen, Ever".

Cpt. Amazing is a better poster that ihavnoclue on the Procrastination Guild

by Cpt. Amazing August 2, 2008

Queen Procrastinator

The greatest female procrastinator in the world, who puts of all essential and non-essential activities until the last possible moment in time.

The woman with the best ability to challenge time to a contest, AND win.

Jennifer Erin is the ultimate Queen Procrastinator.

by J Mac July 19, 2012

go forth and procrastinate

basically when you are trying to tell a teacher to fuck off, without swearing, you say go forth and procrastinate which pretty much means go away and dawdle

"Why don't you just go forth and procrastinate, sir?"

by MrJPancake1993 February 8, 2014

Procrastiductive

when the typical average human being procrastinates from doing a life's necessity to engage in a personally profound enterprise. Yet this individual is still doing something productive on a personal measure.

Parents: "Clean your room, do your homework, do your chores. You're procrastinating."
Me: (Setting higher life standards through the entertainment quality of my tumblr page therefore being a stupendous citizen and social network occupant, cultivating cultural interest through watching informative youtube videos and studying the patterns of human interaction and being socially involved through facebook)

...

"No. I'm being procrastiductive."

by Hendrikplantsoen September 2, 2013

Procrastibate

The action of masterbating in order to make an excuse to procrastinate.

I have a project due in two weeks, but I didn't want to do it, so I went into my room and procrastibated.

by Joseph Mowitzki September 3, 2013

procrapstinate

To delay crapping until the urge goes away or you almost have an accident.

I was so involved in the video game, I procrapstinated for over two hours.

by Flurgewhipple August 23, 2017