Pucking Fwn't

A very tiny, tiny fad on LUE2.com. It is used as a substitution for "Fucking Pwn't" Which is an alteration of "Fucking Pwned" which is an alteration of "Fucking Owned".

Dude! You were Pucking Fwn't!

by TheSlyder November 29, 2004

Poking-off

A woman receiving finger thrusts to her vagina either from herself or another person; the female form of Jerking-off; fingering

He was shocked when he walked in on his girlfriend to find her poking-off on her bed.

by spencefence September 1, 2007

packing pork

Someone God has obviously favored with a large penis - so obvious in fact that this guy must always buy baggy pants and even so, they are filled to capacity.

Would you look at that guy!!!! He's packing pork big time - enough to supply my Bar-B-Q all summer long. Mmmmm, mmmmmmmm - slurperoo.

by Queen of Heaven February 6, 2008

picking blueberries

When a gay man helps out another man who hasn't had sex in a long time and is all "backed up". A man helping another man clear out his balls when he hasn't had sex in a long time.

"My balls are about to explode, I need someone who is good at picking blueberries to give he a handy."

by HarryBallzak July 19, 2014

no-life poking

When one is on Facebook and pokes another back so fast and so often it seems as though they have no life other than to poke you.

Random Individual-*checks phone*, "yo this girl keeps no-life poking me its almost creepy."

by Gen.jfiv2010 November 12, 2010

Lone wolf packing it

Your with a group of friends but your kinda just in your own world doin what you do best

Some kids are in a group, one gets ran over.

Hes lone wolf packing it.

by huckleberry havirlak June 17, 2013

fudge packing

The act of exaggerating costs or estimates to add leeway for error.

Shane did a serious amount of fudge packing in his recent report to Brian Cowen.

by harneythehuge May 16, 2009