by doinkbox December 5, 2009

A team in the NHL that is full of rookies. It has financial problems and is trying to get more fans to come to the games. It's the only NHL team with an excuse to lose, because of the inexperience of their players and goalies.
by Jefferson January 1, 2004

Dude I totally penguin fucked Jana last night, she couldn't even walk when I told her to make me a sandwich this morning.
by Jaylor May 10, 2007

bunch of faggots with a fanbase full of retards who, for some reason, think anyone donning a pittsburgh uniform is the hottest shit to ever play the sport
sidney crosby's pregame good luck charm is to be the target of the pittsburgh penguins' daily bukkake and circle jerk sessions
by Gary Bettman Is A Faggot January 23, 2009

by Iron Pizza February 5, 2007

by Chris Perez February 15, 2005

totally awesome, sexii girls with unique personalities and the ability to kick some ass who strip their clothes after playing in the snow
by Alerondi May 11, 2009
