Pecker Blind

To be "Pecker Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Pecker Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls on Twitter
Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being to everyone; He's gone Pecker Blind
by CassieWin November 12, 2023
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pecker pirate

one that steals peckers. literally or figuratively.
pecker pirate meaning could be stolen by a pissed off woman for example literally or figuratively.
by red_baron1986 July 19, 2015
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chocolate pecker

You are a chocolate pecker!
by Ohmykatebug February 12, 2018
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goose pecker

When a man pulls the extra scrotum skin evenly to both sides of his flaccid penis making a flapping wing motion and making the sounds of a goose.
Tom: I had gave the entire auditorium a goose pecker at yesterdays pep rally.
Eric: Totally awesome bro!
by cb4crackwhore August 10, 2022
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pecker premium price

The price hike people with a penis and bigger stature must endure when shopping for items similar to the female but geared for men therefore more expensive.
Suzy has $100 and wants that hoodie, she'll get it and she'll be stylin'

Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.
by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 26, 2023
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Pecker Snot

She swallowed my load, gargled down all my pecker snot
by Ezoangelofdeath June 19, 2021
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Kung Pow Pecker

A foreign shaft used to obliterate the cooters of Chinese hookers.
Robbie’s teacher failed him so he gave her a taste of the Kung Pow Pecker
by Peter Ching June 30, 2021
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