Nonce

Adam Johnson

That Sunderland player Adam Johnson is a nonce

by IhaveTheBestDefinitions April 16, 2020

10/10 nonce

A 10/10 nonce is someone who try’s to make out other people are nonces when really he invites year 9s to his shed

*In ps4 party*
“Oi squidge?!”
“He ain’t here, he is in the shed with some year 9 I’m pretty sure”
“Arghhh big D is a 10/10 nonce”

by So sly October 15, 2019

Negative Nonce

A person who likes children and also has a bad attitude and can be rude to her suspects.

Oh Hazel is such a negative nonce to Robert

by HazRob July 24, 2025

Nonce

UK Slang for pedo.

Yana is such a nonce, she tried to touch my little cousin.

by DV6969 August 24, 2022

Nonce

A pedophile or any sex offender (mainly a uk term) which can stand for the following: Not of normal criminal element or alternatively not of normal communal exercise

Did you hear about the Nonce who just moved on the seg wing let’s go smash him up

by Baitguy_69 July 4, 2022

Softcore noncing

We're not talking hardcore noncing, where you're literally diddling kids. We're talking softcore noncing, where you're an 18 year old hanging around maccies in your corsa looking for 16 year olds.

Oh Dave? Don't talk to him, he's into softcore noncing

by BILLY DOMES July 19, 2023

economy nonce

paedophile who spends as little as possible while grooming young people

Sally's economy nonce only brought her a bag of haribo

by Bigmanmave September 6, 2023