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'net it

Put on the Internet.

To 'net something is to post text or upload media onto the Internet.
That's hilarious. You've gotta 'net it.

Did you 'net that picture of your girlfriend in her underwear? She's gonna dump your ass.
by IM22 October 2, 2010
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Ankle Net

When you cook someone in basketball and break their ankles before a swish three pointer. (nothing but net)
Curry just hit an ankle net on me
by thelebronjames23 February 1, 2025
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kou's net worth

his net worth -10000000 lol stoopid ;P
"Wow ur net worth is a kou's net worth lol its so bad"
by elisb4cool21 February 17, 2025
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Safety-net sub

After studying the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the overworked mind generally opts for less hostile territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).
Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub.
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.
by Paterico December 9, 2008
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Your end of the net

This is basically the same as asking how things are going on someone's "end". This refers to their side of matters in terms of work, life, or entertainment. The difference between this new locational phrase and the original is that a net, unlike a rope, can be pulled from more than two sides. It may be a square net with four corners or even a circular net. It's often used when multiple people in a group chat or group call are talking about how their lives are going. In this case, it replaces "your end of the rope" or simple "you're end", which would both be used by two people talking to each other.
A group chat has eight members.
Person 1: Hi everyone! How's it going on your end of the net! I'm just watching some Youtube.
Person 2: Not much.
Person 3: Same here, Youtube.
Person 4: I'm dancing.
Person 5: I'm just watching some TV.
Person 6: I'm playing Fortnite.
Person 7: I'm eating out.
Person 8: I'm working out.
by arvinthsiva April 28, 2022
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Omni Net

A voluntary botnet made for cyber war against Russia and for pen testers to use to test their website strength.
News: Russian Website Taken Down By Omni Net In Act Of War
by Thor Odinson The 3rd March 18, 2022
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net-machines

www.net-machines.com
The prime of the internet, and a catalyst for eliteness and knowledge. Feared by many, abused by some, respected by all. Unrivalled in verbal engagement, and unbeatable in the same respect. Truly the cream of modern day ownage. See elite, leet, ownage, pimp.
This do0d from NM totally destroyed my pathetic ass on eplanet last night, while completely obliterating me verbally !
by www.net-machines.com May 28, 2003
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