poke needles

quick way of saying "doing needle drugs"

usually heroin

"lets go smoke weed and poke needles"

by cyberphunkisms October 17, 2006

threading the needle

when one brother jumps off the top bunk and lands with his dick in the ass of the other brother.

mom: boys dinner!
boy: Just threading the needle!
mom: ok!
boys: *faint wet slapping noise*

by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018

Nerdsex

sticking your dick in your math textbook then closing it really hard over and over again

Homeless Nigger: "I couldnt get that Black bitch i saw on the street yesterday, so i beat up this geek, and had nerdsex with all his books"

by Sibo of the mountains June 9, 2005

needle in a haystack

Male with small penis who has a large amount of pubic hair.

I couldn't have sex with Nico last night. His dick was like a needle in a haystack.

by jellytime October 4, 2010

needle dick

A small Penis thin and stubby

Sean Phillips was found to have a needle dick when he got pants in a locker room

by T3h 0wner June 19, 2006

nerdrection

When a nerd experiences or anticipates a certain event that is expected to have a positive effect, she or he receives a certain swelling in her or his nether region.

When members of my cast heard you were coming on my show, they received a nerdrection.

by Nicholas A B December 7, 2006

needler

The worst gun in halo

Primarly used by bad kids and people not trying

Ha! That queer is using a needler, must be terrible.

by Jissm April 25, 2006