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a. A place for little teenagers to take slutty pics of themselves in nothing but their underwear and then post captions that say things like "omg, i'm so fat" or "omg, i'm sooo pretty" when what they need to be doing is playing in traffic. b. a place for big kids to go on and see who can get 25,253,322.2 friends first and where conceited people are most often the ones that post bulletins that consist of "New Pics" or "Leave Comments" or any combination of the two
20 Rules of MySpace

#15- Those of you with 25 million friends, get real, everyone hates you, there is no way you can keep up with that many friends.
by Chris Keitt July 24, 2006
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myspace bang'n book bust

When you drunk hook up with someone and, after leaveing them the next morning without giving them your number or any contact information. Then they hunt you down on myspace, and try to contact you.
I totaly hooked up with this girl the other night, but she myspace bang'n book busted me. Now i have to explane why i never called.
by Chris Peters. October 10, 2008
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myspace

Myspace is a pathetic excuse for a hang out place. People go on, try to make as many "friends" as possible, and yeah, as said, ultimately tries to get as many as they can. 90% of the people they have listed they did not already know in real life, and they will end up meeting probably 1 or 2 of them.
Freak#1: "I have 789 friends on Myspace."
Freak#2: Have you met anyone of them?
Freak#1: Meet them? I never even talk to them.
by Jimmy March 3, 2005
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myspace

A blog,"a place for friends",a site where you can put a bunch of random information about yourself. A site for the scene kids to put up pictures of them because they feel the need to be commented, ALWAYS. So they post 100 bulletins saying to comment their pictures and will not stop until you do so. Also known as "Scenespace"
"Hey did you see my rad new pictures on Myspace?<3"
"No..."
"WHAT THE HELL GO COMMENT ON THEM RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE BITCH <3"
by brownie<3 January 4, 2005
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Myspace Party

The time durring a LAN Party in which people get bored of the games and log onto Myspace. Often followed by random comments and runs at the remaining food. Can also occur from people not having the game or having crappy computers.
"Dude, we've been playing CS:Source for like 5 hours, its time for a Myspace Party!"
by Xantitide September 9, 2008
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myspace whore

a dude or chick on myspace that have 1k-1gizzilionk of friends and all they do is be popular on myspace to strangers that they don't know.
that myspace whore has the angles, in too many of her pictures...
by Duhast November 28, 2006
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myspace

A place where nothing works and everything is down 99% of the time created by a faggot named Tom Anderson.
Ex. This myspace profile is undergoing routine maintenance. We apologize for the inconvenience!
by Breannah July 24, 2006
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