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moon-dog roofie 

The act of shitting on one's head while you are screwing them in the ass.
My hair is crusty from being moon-dog roofied last night.
moon-dog roofie by Bob Bedford January 9, 2009
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moon girl 

A Moon Girl is the type of girl who seems to adore and love you, but she has as dark side, simular the moon. At the dark side she is just a cheating tainted girl.
Random person: Heard your girl har been cheating on you the wHole time you’ve been dating.
Victim: Shes nothing but a Moon Girl
moon girl by Sipplandthegoat November 29, 2017

Moon Goddess Phase

"The Moon Goddess materializes with breathtaking clarity and radiant beauty compassion and unconditional love radiating from the core of Her being." - kripalu

It describes the different phases women go through from the youthful innocent Maiden to the grown mature Mother to the wise and independent Crone.
Its used to describe women and show their growth.
"You guys are supposed to be the adults we look up to, but we went through our moon goddess phase in 7th grade" - Rape Joke by Belissa Escobedo & Rhiannon McGavin

moon doggy

To be so high that it feels like you're on the moon.
Damn, those buds got me moon doggy
moon doggy by EvilPrime January 18, 2005

moon shot 

consuming an alcoholic beverage shot that has been poured down the lower back of your bud/girlfriend, catching it in your mouth just before it descends into his/her butt crack. Exemplified by US embassy security in Kabul, Afghanistan.
Dude 1: Did you see Josh take a moon shot off Wes?
Dude 2: Yeah, he was a little low on the intake, and caught a dingleberry!
moon shot by woode September 4, 2009

Moon Cricket 

A pale skinned, cum complexioned white person. Moon=Pale, and a lot of white people have big eyes and skinny legs.
"Too many of these Moon Crickets have a problem with lice. I try my best to stay away from them"
Moon Cricket by IBTAL December 29, 2019