Mantercourse

The act of two men having butt sex.

Person 1: Hey bud what happened to you last night?

Person 2: I met this amazing guy and we went back to his place and had Mantercourse.

by JBordo24 October 22, 2010

Manterpret

A guy's ability to see any situation as potentially leading to sex.

The waitress said, "I'm Julia and I'll be your server tonight." Jay turned to his friend and said, "she wants me." The friend said, "You manterpret everything."

by Baileywick November 17, 2016

Maintenance hole

Snowflake generation changed an inanimate object to be gender neutral. Manhole hurts feelings.

A manhole, AKA sewer lid in pavement, has the word ‘man’ which is sexist and inappropriate. Please call it a Maintenance hole going forward.

by HRS33 July 21, 2019

Manterruption

The phenomenon where men interrupt women who are speaking much more commonly then they would interrupt other men, and much, much more commonly than women would interrupt man. The phenomenon was verified experimentally both in public speaking and in private one-on-one conversations.

Woman: the wage gap is real becau--
Man: Actually women have been paid equal since 1963
Woman: I was justgoint to say--
Man: Radical femists are ruining everything. Everybody was much happier in the 50's when women knew their place.
Woman: If I could just finish my--
Man: I bet you are going to call me a sex offender next.
Woman: COULD YOU STOP THE MANTERRUPTION AND LET ME FINNISH A SENTENCE?!!

by MeitarNadir December 21, 2019

Maintenancier

A posh word for an average job.

Walter squandered his vast inheritance and was forced to become a dishwasher maintenancier.

by whattingh December 2, 2020

Down For Maintenance

This bot's favorite thing to do!

".ud sus"
"Down For Maintenance"
"AHHHHHHH"

by cheemswea June 10, 2022

manternach

when a male pisses sitting down

He had to leave the table in order to manternach

by captain catheter September 25, 2003