Machine May

A lazy, irresponsible, delusional and frequently unemployed person with a pathological tendency to tell lies.

Even after the birth of his child, he was so Machine May that he preferred to stay home and spend all day on the internet rather than work.

by Shiloh McIver December 16, 2003

macintosh

A computer, also known in short as "Mac". very easy to use but not many programs available for it, and useless for gamers. Some schools may have it for it's basic functions.

Bob: Name ONE thing you're PC can do that my Macintosh can't.

Me: Right click.

by -Mike- April 25, 2006

macin

when a male is sexually attracting the opposite sex by flirting with them.

yo I was macin so many bitties last night

I was macin on a shit load of bitties at that rad party

by jsucker56 November 29, 2009

machine fuck

When a chick has sex with a machine instead of a human.

Also see.
sybian, fuck machine, sex-machine

When Brooke gets horny she machine fucks her sybian.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

deus ex machina

A story ending that involves something inexplicable and unexpected, which usually requires a suspension of logic from the audience. Latin for "god from the machine", it originally referred to God showing up at the end of a play and simply resolving all the character's problems.

Who shot JR? Just the old deus ex machina, the whole season was a dream.

by Bean64 October 19, 2009

mackinze

beautiful, but can be the biggest bitch you know. Very outgoing and does anything to help others. A Mackinze can become very depressed when not around friends. Loved by everyone and everything. Find yourself a Mackinze

Hey! Mackinze what you doing tonight?

by yourlover4ever December 19, 2016

Shit Machine Gun

A Shit Machine Gun is an explosion of shit from your ass when you bend over. It needs to have enough force to actually shoot, or fly, and not just fall, from your ass. The consistency is moderate; somewhat watery, somewhat chunky. Mild diarrhea is good for producing a powerful shit machine gun.

"Dude, I fired a wicked powerful shit machine gun the other day. It put a hole in the wall!"

"Yesterday I gave Sarah a shit machine gun and now she's in the hospital with a broken rib."

by FatJackson October 14, 2009