portable facebook machine

A laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. All it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox.

A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'

Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.

Chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer

by g-diggity November 25, 2007

macintosh

(Also known as a "Mac") A raincoat (the first) named after Charles Macintosh, a Scottish chemist who in 1822/23 patented a method for making waterproof garments using rubber dissolved in naphtha.

Its raining cats and dogs outside lucky I brought my Macintosh.

by David Dickson September 27, 2005

MacKinnon

1. Clan Mackinnon is a Highland Scottish clan associated with the islands of Mull and Skye, in the Inner Hebrides. The surname Mackinnon is an Anglicisation of the Gaelic Mac Fhionghuin, which is a patronymic form of the Gaelic personal name meaning "fair born" or "fair son". Clan chief's crest: A boar's head erased, argent, holding in its mouth a deer's shankbone, proper. Clan chief's heraldic motto: AUDENTES FORTUNA JUVAT (translation from Latin: "Fortune favours the bold").
2. Cary's middle name. Family surname on her mother's side.

"Look at those MacKinnon's in their kilts. Crazy bastards."

by Cary MacKinnon October 18, 2008

Slot Machine

A coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. The sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.

The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.

A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.

Shirley cashed her paycheck in the Nevada Club and put all the money into a slot machine.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Maclane

A sweet fun loving person. Usually kind and love blonde haired babes. Have a wonderful personality and is truly gifted at the arts. such as the piano. A great friend to have around

I wish i had a friend like Maclane.

Maclane always keeps the fun rolling

by LoveYou4Ever July 7, 2010

Machine May

A lazy, irresponsible, delusional and frequently unemployed person with a pathological tendency to tell lies.

Even after the birth of his child, he was so Machine May that he preferred to stay home and spend all day on the internet rather than work.

by Shiloh McIver December 16, 2003

macintosh

A computer, also known in short as "Mac". very easy to use but not many programs available for it, and useless for gamers. Some schools may have it for it's basic functions.

Bob: Name ONE thing you're PC can do that my Macintosh can't.

Me: Right click.

by -Mike- April 25, 2006