Live Load

When you have to run to the bathroom so bad because the shit inside you is moving.

Henry, I gotta go to the bathroom. I've got a live load. Is there a door open?

by Cattard July 26, 2019

Load and go

When you fill someone full of cum and then promptly get up, get dressed and leave.

He loaded and goed her. He did a load and go on her.

by Ernurse619 June 30, 2017

a nose load

Blowing an excessive amount of mucus into a kleenex. Usually a result from holding in snot in public as not to have to blow one's nose publicly. Also a result of cold season. Similar to blowing a load, but with one's nose.

Joe: *blows a nose load*
Rob: "Damn Joe."
Joe: "What? You know I'm allergic to pollen."
Rob: "Yeah but look at that tissue. It's overflowing with mucus and it's getting on your hand..."
Joe: "Ever since I ran out of Claritins I've been filling up kleenex like a G-rated Ron Jeremy."
Rob: "Whatever, just go wash your hands."

by pistolpete332 February 7, 2013

shrode-load

1. unit of weight that is equal to 2.3 metric tons

2. a large amount of produced commodity of a shroder member

can you get me a shrode-load of dirt?

did you see that shrode-load on her face?

by m1dn1gh7t4gg3r January 18, 2011

Free Load

A man or woman who gets free treats i.e holidays, accomodation, dinner. Can be conveyed with gun toting hand gestures..

"Man, fucking Adam Burch, what a free load, he hasn't paid for a thing all holiday"
"FREE LOAD"

by Mr Snide August 16, 2011

pant-load

A indeterminately large amount of something.

"The Freeman Museum has a pant-load of classic computers."

by subliminal labs September 21, 2005

Load of Wank

Anything that is untrue or falacy.......Typically used by Pompous British men.

Sean saying he is a womanizer, thats a load of wank.

by Bebes May 13, 2005