Joush

1. a person who is very interested in counter strike and plays it at steve's house for-ev-er

2. a person who carrys around daggers and golf clubs to hit n*****s and Chalz with.

Grace: stop playing counter strike !
Josh: this is my fav. stage.
Grace: ur such a JOush!

by Grace February 15, 2004

wang jouster

One who enjoys handling/playing with/crossing male genitalia. Can apply to both males and females.

Boy, did you see that guy at the party? He was such a wang jouster.

by Thomas Gentry September 11, 2006

colon jousting

To insert a penis into a rectum

Frank caught pete and ricky colon jousting in the bathroom yesterday

by Dickballs December 17, 2008

Locker Room Jousting

A practice which gay athletes do in their spare time in the locker room where they ram at each other with their penises.

"Tyler's penis was bent in a tragic locker room jousting accident. Ryan couldn't fix it."

by CoreySanders September 10, 2013

jorstock

"a concert where hammerfall only plays for 3 days straight"

man that jorstock rocked the fucking socks off my feet, or something

by drew February 7, 2004

jonstilron

shortened form of a john style run, on iss

Rich: pass me the fucking ball john!
John: no way! I'm on an amazing jonstilron

by rich December 5, 2004

Jaust-Rick

Being totally FUBAR. Being totally unsatisfied with something.
Cut the "Jaust" out to cut make it less extreme.

Bill:"how are you doing
Ron:"Jaust-Rick"
Bill:"Im getting quite Jaust-Rick myself"
Ron:"Fuck you too"

"That ref's bad call just made me rick"
"Bout to be rick"
"One more red light and this is gunna be Jaust-Rick"

by Cunty Farmer March 10, 2009