1 bar heater

A warm, erect penis. Usually associated (or soon to be) with an act of sexual intercourse.

It's going to be cold for that trip away with your girlfriend - you'd better pack your 1 bar heater!

by the_chateau May 13, 2017

reverse water heater

When you get done dusting off grandma and you decide to get it on you gotta first hose her off and let her dry on her heating pad

I wanted you borrow my grandmas garage so I had to do the reverse water heater to get the ok

by Cumdumpster1 September 25, 2023

distinctively heated argument

A valid synonym for "masturbation", usually used to bypass moderative systems.

It can also be used as a replacement for *fap*.

Yeah, so I had a distinctively heated argument last night. The opponent was very competitive, and we debated for a good hour or so, but I eventually won the argument by bringing up respectable views and opinions on the matter at hand.

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"Oh, man, that's some good porn. *has a distinctively heated argument with one's self*"

by wasp2020 May 26, 2005

mad heated

To be very angry at someone or something.

Solomon has died.
Solomon: Ohhhhhkayyyy, im mad heated.

by Ryan! November 26, 2005

hetero capacity

when an occupied space has reached the limit of men allowed to be present without it being and/or looking gay

(2 guys are chillen on a couch)
Guy3:Hey fellas got room for one more?
Guys1/2: Nah dude we've reached the hetero capacity

by Brian Dickson/ Zach McMillan May 10, 2007

hetero ground wire

a woman in a menage a trois involving homophobic men

Jill offered to be Bill's hetero ground wire in a menage a trois involving Bill's coworker Stan.

by purple phaedrus May 15, 2008

heater case

n. a crime or criminal case that attracts a lot of (media) attention. Usually the crime has unsolved or unanswered motives surrounding the victim or perpetrators.

Short form may also be referred to as 'heater'.

The person was buried under a frenzy of clicking cameras, providing a final act in a heater case.

by overhere2000 November 21, 2009