hellur

Hellur is another version of Hello that people use!

Hellur! Did you see that man over there, he is so cute!

by Nearsofficial March 21, 2021

happy helper

when the female is wearing a paperbag with a smiley face (drawn or cut out) concealing her facial ugliness while having sexual intercourse. typically used to make up for butterfaces

that butterface would look hotter as a happy helper

M: hey, lets wear masks while we have sex

F (during sex): what happened to your mask?

M: it got too hot, but keep yours on. you look great

by 2fly4wyteguy August 11, 2009

Faux Help Link

1. The unequivocal knowing that clicking anything marked "Click here for help" will lead to everything but what is relevant to your problem.

Susan: "I tried playing the .MP4 video you gave me, but the media player said something like 'Unrecognized format' and 'Click here for help.' I clicked help and it gave me 29 pages of the history of media players and a bunch of pop-ups for porn sites."

Mike: "Oh oh...the Faux Help Link. Forget it. I'll make a DVD..."

by Nuxodom November 22, 2009

token helper

A person who pretends to help, but actually doesn't. Token helpers frequently get recognition for 'helping' and this can be irritating to the person needing the help. Token helpers may be sent by a boss or manager to appear to help and the boss or manager gets the credit for 'helping.'

My friend offered to help. But she just stood there and watched while I did all the work. She's a token helper.

by pobox867 February 10, 2014

Hope this helps

What someone says in return when you ask them a seemingly innocent favor.

Me: Hey Jen, do you mind if you can send me a picture of your naked body? I am currently studying the anatomy of the female body in my physiology class and need a good body to study on.

Jen: Yeah sure!!!

*sends picture of her naked body*

Jen: Hope this helps!

Me: Oh it helped alright...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 24, 2020

this is a cry for help

I'm so tired of everything this is why I wrote this Is a cry for help please let me out of this basement I have been trapped for 10 years help.

This is a cry for help please help God please God please I have been hunting the rats for food help I have to drink my own pee help help help help help help help

by Imbored9876 September 24, 2023

Stop it, Get some help.

Meme of the PSA anti-drug campaign by Micheal Jordan and said the memen.

Stop it, Get some help.

by hehe Captain October 18, 2020