steamy hello

When you are jerking off in a steam room in anticipation of someone walking in. As they walk in you blow your impeccably timed load all over their face/torso. Requires great self control to give someone a proper steamy hello. Nobody will appreciate a premature steamy hello (PSH).

None of my friends will come to the gym with me after Steve told everyone about the steamy hello I gave him.

It took a couple gym trial memberships to get down the steamy hello, the first couple were PSH.

by steamy john June 10, 2015

albuquerque hello

To suffocate another using a plastic bag filled with starting fluid

I didnt like him so I gave him an Albuquerque Hello.

by Jerome93 September 12, 2019

albuquerque hello

When you greet somebody with a Tash bag full of ether and put it over their head and wait for them to pass out and burry them alive.

A man in Eunice gave his wife the Albuquerque hello.

by Chazmatic September 12, 2019

Hello Mayed!

A word created by T3 (T3 iOS), used by Barry, vi, (basically everyone), to clown Mayed. Very funny indeed.

Yo Mayed, I got ur ip cam right here. Wanna say something? Hello Mayed! btw

by Barry1601 October 13, 2020

hello statue

Slang for old fashioned telephone. In the Deep South, when it rang, a servant would pick up the receiver and say hello, isdatyou?

It rings, the answers picks up handle and says hello statue (is dat you)?

by Forresttrump April 19, 2017

hello brother

The classic saying for the vampire diaries(used by Damon)
Damon : comes back to life
Stefan stops destroying wines

Damon: hello brother
Stefan in shock

Damon : comes back to life
Stefan stops destroying wines

Damon: hello brother
Stefan in shock

by Acapulcogg July 21, 2021

Hello Yellow

Saying hello to the color yellow, often used by cats

You see that yellow wall?
Hello yellow!

by OOFFFF123 June 23, 2021