double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine

someone who has no idea what is going on when close to being faced with punishment

"Hey, did you see Greg yesterday? He punched the police chief."
"Well, he's a double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine."

by xraybloom May 27, 2022

guiedo

Italian American. (See also original gangsta

Look at that guiedo in his caddy with his St. Christopher statue on the dashboard!

by John E. Danger January 22, 2004

Guillotine

While doing a standing 69, with the girl being suspended and upside-down, perform a tombstone piledriver on her while your dick is in her mouth. If performed correctly, when her head hits the ground, her jaw will slam shut and your dick will be bitten off, leaving you with a raw, bloody stump and a serious drop in your testosterone levels. For masochists and noobs only

Jeff: Will, you voice is all high and you look like you've been kicked in the dick.

Will: I don't have a dick, i guillotined myself.

by bluhluhluhshning April 20, 2010

trampoline guillotine

a woman's panty's or thong's waistband that is too tight around the woman's waist.

i was gonna get carpal tunnel if i went any further in that trampoline guillotine.

by trog impalor June 1, 2005

Fail Guild

A Fail Guild is an association of people under a "Guild Tag" in the game World of Warcraft that contains players of a disreputable sort. To qualify as a "fail guild," a guild must first be very badly behaved (publicly racist or homophobic), have members that have ninja'd a guild bank on another server, and all members must be defensive and condone their other members' asshat behavior. No amount of epics, raid progression, or well spoken players in a guild can remove the stain of asshatery that denotes a guild to "fail".

Mysteria on Baelgun was a Fail Guild
Sectum Et Impera on Muradin was a Fail Guild

by QwikofMuradin February 4, 2009

gildo

a refernce to gilly depoorter for being the ladies man

gildo is a hot mamma

by gilly depoorter November 14, 2003

guido

A guido has another less common meaning than that of an Italian guy who wears FUBU.

A guido is also a half grown moustache commonly found upon the upper lips of adolescent or high-school kids who think that because they can grow facial hair they are real cool. Unfortunately, this does not work out, no matter how hard that person tries. It looks really ugly and pisses some people off a whole lot.

"Hey dude," said Joey. "Do you like my new beard? Tight, huh? Huh? Huh?"

"Get over yourself," responded James. "You can't grow a beard now and you won't be able to for another ten years. Shave that fucking guido off your face, you fucking mess. You look like shit."

by Jamboni December 28, 2005