Granny poof

A hairstyle commonly worn by little old ladies, where their short hair is blown out and teased into a round poof resembling a cotton ball and/or cheese puff.

Bingo night in the church basement was packed with little old ladies, and from overhead one could see a multitude of granny poofs.

by Postmodern Wino November 27, 2015

granky

An especially intense combination of grouchy and cranky, where basically everything bothers you.

Not sure if it's the post Christmas blues or just the wacky holiday schedule, but I've been especially granky lately.

by ohmanwhyudodat April 9, 2016

granny drop

When you drive granny to a city across the country take her teeth and leave her.

Granny it's bingo night,I'll pick you up latter. (Granny drop)

by Doogs1969 April 29, 2016

granny blasted

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.

I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.

by Frosty October 6, 2016

grannyma

Grandmother

Yo what's up grannyma

by Hippo890 September 10, 2016

granny dodger

A rapist of older women

That guy over there got locked up for being a granny dodger

by Dsnow2000 December 20, 2016

granny hanny

some dumb person

jkjk she cool

omg where is granny hanny

by not katelynn May 19, 2017