GOOBER

Peanut butter and Jelly in jar. taste better without bread. better than a date with Ben and Jerry

This Goober taste better than a date with Ben and Jerry as Mia expected the challenges of finding something to snack on.

by What's up buttercup 6996 May 18, 2020

Goober

is a person who enjoys farting in the tub and eating the bubbles. The goober was thought to be generally male, although recent studies have shown that women with blonde hair have started eating the fart bubbles along with their significant other to prove their love for one another.

Don’t share your drink with him, he’s a real goober.

by Becky Bubbles July 29, 2020

Goober

A small man in a suit and tie.

Ohhh you little goober oooo your a goober

by LittelGoober September 8, 2020

goober glove

a glove that consists of male semen and webs from finger to finger.

after splugerin, i smacked my girl with a goober glove.

by freakoswa February 25, 2011

goober snorkel

someone who snorkels goobers

Berlin Green is a goober snorkel.

by jA_mes July 8, 2011

Super Goober Glabby

A state of extreme happiness, that words blend together in an illiterate annunciation.

Dude! I just got laid! I'm super goober glabby!

-what?

I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
-huh?

by The one who cant speak February 24, 2023

Goofy Goober

When you get pulled over at 9 in the morning on a saturday with meth in your car

“Dawg i just got arrested for possession of meth” “Man, you’re such a goofy goober”

by goofygoober6942069 March 11, 2023