by Gouche Goober September 25, 2014

1. Adorable little cherub everyone needs as a source of serotonin in life
2. Cabby from inanimate insanity
2. Cabby from inanimate insanity
1.
A: “This is a picture of my baby”
B: “Awww!! He’s such a silly little goober!”
2.
A: “Do you watch inanimate insanity?”
B: “Of course I do! Cabby is just a silly little goober!”
A: “This is a picture of my baby”
B: “Awww!! He’s such a silly little goober!”
2.
A: “Do you watch inanimate insanity?”
B: “Of course I do! Cabby is just a silly little goober!”
by glxtch_luvs_cabby February 11, 2024

by Goober200000003 March 9, 2020

The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.
You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.
You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.
*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"
Guy2"That's her boy bestie."
Guy"What a fucking Goober."
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"
Guy2"That's her boy bestie."
Guy"What a fucking Goober."
by CheekyBoi1298 June 3, 2022

a goober (prounonced goob-r) is someone who is acting stupid dumb or weird it can also be used jokingly as freaky
by ho r u real May 31, 2025

by rosybelt July 10, 2023
