taste my lightning, fucker!

1. A very funny battle cry you can say before owning somebody's ass.

It is most notably used by Satan in the film "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny".

"This is Sparta!"; "Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker"; "You are terminated"; "Suck on this"; etc.

guy 1: "Dude, you're mom's a cock juggling thunder cunt!"
Guy 2: "WTF?! Taste my lightning, FUCKER!" *Punch*

by The Desolate One April 18, 2008

fucked hard

To engage in sexual intercourse, and make her scream, yell, etc while inserting and uninserting your penis into her vagina/anus.

DUde I banged Kayla and she got fucked hard!

by James Dante May 20, 2008

pumpkin fucker

One who thoroughly enjoys and engages in the activity of fucking pumpkins.

"I just saw Toby carve a hole in that pumpkin and stick his penis inside. What a pumpkin fucker"

by spoonlicker July 31, 2005

Fuckedupness

1: The perpetual state of bein' straight fucked up. Constantly engaging in, or provoking, socially and morally unacceptable situations. 2: The after effects of ones mental state subsequent to years of copious drug use and alcoholism.

Pip: "Say Charles, wouldn't you agree that the elderly homeless chap in the courtyard exudes quite an agglomeration of fuckedupness?"
Charles: "Yes, quite, a rather whopping agglomeration of fuckedupness indeed."

Shateefa: "I'm tellin' you guwrl, you aint gonna balee dis. Tanisha slept wit her mama new man, AND bof her sistas husbands too!"
Laquisha: "Damn guwrl! Dats some fuckedupness!"

by The Paisley Pistol July 3, 2009

pancake fucker

a girl who gets fucked by a guy with his dick stuck through a pancake and right when he is about to cum he pours maple syrup down her ass crack.

hey mike check out this video i made last night of your mom and I doing the pancake fucker.=

by pancakes MMM! July 4, 2009

really fucked

Really screwed or really messed up!

i got drunk after work and I feel really fucked!

by ColdRod69 September 24, 2016

Uncle Fucker

A song was made in the south park movie named this. Two canadians Terrence and Phillip sung it in the movie.

Shut your fucking face uncle fucker. Youre a boner biting bastard uncle fucker. You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just fuck your uncle all day long

by JUSDELUXE September 30, 2019