Fleming

The act of pooping your pants due to recently recieving buttsex.

Paul Fleminged himself, and needed to borrow Johnny's pants.

by Brett8 February 4, 2010

Flexie

noun,

1. Workout-inspired selfie

2. Taking a photo of oneself before, during or post-workout; at the gym; while wearing gym clothes; while flexing

3. Shamelessly showing off your swole and toned self on social media

1. After my workout at Youfit Health Clubs, I was so swole I had to take a flexie to photograph my progress for all my peeps

2. I'm totally Instagraming that flexie! Double tap!

3. Check out my before and after flexie

by Youfit Health Clubs October 8, 2013

maria flexible

not being attracted to women but weirdly being attracted to maria marcolini

She thinks marias hot

Yeah, she’s maria flexible

by bigdog11 July 6, 2020

flevitate

to float and levitate at the same time

That brick should not be able to flevitate

by Evan BRadley May 18, 2008

Fexist

Female sexists, usually call themselves feminists

A typical Fexist:

- Hey! I should be a member of the board of this company and get more influence because it's only men in it and that is sexist!

*Female becomes board member and only hires other females*

by Coconutl0v3r December 10, 2012

Flex Tape

The greatest thing ever

woah that is pretty Flex Tape

by jfkdhvufdjkhrjihvdgbhvifhvldvh June 3, 2018

Flex Shot

Shot Shot is a type of string cheese from the maker of Despacito 2, Philippine Swift.

Mr. Pig: Pass the Flex Shot, I’m Hungary.
Dhag: Here it is, the Flex Shot.
Mr. Pig: Yum. That was a good Flex Shot.

by ConfederateStateOfAmerica July 4, 2018