Feeter

When you insert your (probably cold) feet in between another person's clenched thighs in order to warm them up. Feet must be placed halfway between the knee and hip.

Step 1. Place feet in position.
Step 2. Activate feeter by telling your host to squeeze down.
Step 3. Notice the warming effect. The feeter is working.
Step 4. Imagine that the feeter is an oven of squishy flesh.
Step 5. Remove feet from feeter, you are freaked out.
Step 6. Get feet cold and repeat steps 1 through 5.

Hey man, I forgot my shoes and need to use your feeter.

Yo my homey, I just got all up in that feeter but then I got freaked out. What's up with you?

Hey baby my feets are cold! Can I put 'em in your feeter?

by Joobynana December 15, 2011

Feet Fucking

When footsie goes too far.

The Asian guy in my class that I hate was feet fucking the desk of the other girl I hate who sat in front of her to get her attention. I wish they would feet fuck their way out of my life.

by urban person June 28, 2014

Yeetus The Feetus

When you yeet a baby that has just been born into T-Series Bitch LAsAnga

imma yeetus the feetus

by lil_yeeter March 8, 2019

feet fuck

to insert your feet and toes into the cunt of a female

tom: i feet fucked her last night with my big toe

ryan: dude thats horny

by majrnj August 7, 2007

Feet Pics

a respectable form of currency amongst pathetic and lowlife men

Man: hey girl please send me some feet pics
Women: I’m calling the police incel

by Soupdope January 21, 2020

g'd up from the feet up

dressed so good when u walk into a club people can only stare

Nene was g'd up from the feet up ll the guys wanted to tap her ass!!!

by Tatyanna July 10, 2003

feety beaty

slang for a footjob

John was hoping that JP was implying a feety beaty when she winked at him.

by dr.scholls August 28, 2011