Fake Michael Jackson Fan

A person who ridiculed Michael Jackson and/or had absolutely NOTHING to do with him before he died and has suddenly decided that they are now his "biggest fan" after his devastating death.

These "Michael Jackson fans" are the prime example to the quote "You don't know what you got until it's gone."

Some MJ fans that became fans after his death make good points as to why they weren't such big fans of him then as they were now.

Others obviously lack sensibility and can't come up with a good excuse to save their lives.

The main ones that bother me are the ones that made fun of him and thought of him as a paedophile before he died and now say that they "love him to death!!! <333"

Actual conversation on Yahoo! Answers (after his death, mind you):

Some person: So, how long has everyone been listening to Michael Jackson?

Fake Michael Jackson Fan: Oh, I've def been listening to him since I was in the womb!!! <3

My thoughts: Really? Just...really?
I was very tempted to reply to it, but I decided not to get involved.

Fake Michael Jackson Fan by FakeMJFanHater July 15, 2010

Fake Stoner 

Somebody who smokes weed once, then decides that they must learn everything about marijuana and look at weed accessories all day. They will commonly not give a fuck about anything you say if it doesn't involve weed. They will correct a legit stoner with scientific facts about weed. Also they will call themselves hippies and wear nothing but Rastafarian colors all the time. They only listen to Kottonmouth Kings and other artists who only sing about "smoking the herb" Total fucking grievances.

Me- "Well I just got a joint of purple destroyer, (real strain, dank as all fuck) im going to listen to Bring Me The Horizon"
Fake Stoner- " First of all, strains don't matter, secondly joints are a scientific waste of weed, and finally listen to Bob Marley, what you listen to doesn't even discuss weed, you're not a stoner."
Me- Oh my fucking word, shut up you little wannabe fake stoner!!!!!!

Fake Stoner by AtomicGamer17 July 29, 2013

fake gangster 

Acting like you are someone who grew up in a rough neighborhood.

Chris is a fake gangster because he likes to think he grew up on rough streets, yet he was in an upper class neighborhood.

fake gangster by Fake Irishman December 12, 2007

fake prankster 

Someone who won't go up to real strangers;who doesn't have balls.......and a bitch.

Person 1:Dude this youtuber is posting fake pranks.
Person 2:Yea man, he must be a fake prankster.

fake prankster by Strikxh December 4, 2016

Fake Redneck

People who aren't truly rednecks, but more like guys who come from city/suburban to wealthy environments who will buy a truck, listen to country music and brag about "being a redneck." You can tell that they look up to people like Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy as some sort of guidence reference on how to be a redneck. They are generally all-talk, and they tend to always talk about their truck, hunting, their gun collection, country music, and the like.

FR: "So we were listening to some Toby Keith while we were muddin' in ma truck and we saw some deer and we shot them summbitches...."
Normal Person: "Oh shut the fuck up you fake redneck, you're from Manhattan."

Fake Redneck by u4ug54o3214ih53u4g5y434 December 29, 2007

Fake the snake 

"To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing."

- /u/A_Voe

An example of how to fake the snake:
"...Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF (not the girl he threatened me over) and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that."

- /u/DrDisastor

"The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
From now on whenever I make up a story, I’m adding a stolen pet snake."

- /u/Duke_Leto

Fake the snake by ShittyGrammar-Nazi November 1, 2017

Fake Down 

Alternative slang for a loose woman that basically is a high context version in low context of regarding said woman as a slut or a gold digging bitch. The subject is #1> Fake in her approach and what she appears to be (i.e. "working an angle on a male or female being played for a sap) to the man or woman who's interested in said person. And #2> Down as in "cool with" that person but is in fact a perpetrator gaining a false sense of trust with the interested party and/or group.

Overall one who has ulterior motives and is mercenary with their feelings, thoughts and body. This is a woman who never learned who they were as a person, and projects damnation through treachery and being a money siphon. Thus ultimately a FAKE DOWN.

Bobak: "What happened with Xiomara and Mike?"

Jordan: "Shit man, Xiomara turned out to be nothing more than another Fake Down. Bitch had Mike going for awhile, but once he saw through it, he gave her the Chorizo Thundercrack and left her high and dry at a high society party full of perverts that he had crashed."

Fake Down by Mercenary X99 November 19, 2011