Evan is a female who is pretty hot. She has no north but the personality really kicks in for it. Evan IS perfect girlfriend material and she is crazy. Evan is super crazy and loves to have fun, yet she isn't stupid, she tends to have fake friends and doesn't even realize it. Evan is all around a pretty hot person
Male: (to friend) BRO did you see Evan (female) today?
Friend: yes she's looking pretty evanly
Male: Dude that's hot
Friend: yes she's looking pretty evanly
Male: Dude that's hot
by Supergirloriginal January 9, 2017
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Girl 1: did u fuck Evan tuck?
Girl 2: yeah after we had sex he pogo sticked away on his massive cock
Girl 2: yeah after we had sex he pogo sticked away on his massive cock
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Get the Evan and dino mug.One of the most retarded beings to ever exist. Does not make a good pet and will not listen worth shit. The only thing it’s good for is smoking meth and losing teeth. Would not recommend trying to adopt one.
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He suffers from major social anxiety which causes him to get caught up in a web of lies. His main outfit consists of a blue striped polo shirt and khakis. He also loves trees.
He suffers from major social anxiety which causes him to get caught up in a web of lies. His main outfit consists of a blue striped polo shirt and khakis. He also loves trees.
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