Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Karmasutra69

Blue Evans

When you’re with a bird and you slap her erse so hard it goes blue and splotchy

I was with a lass last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans

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When you slap a birds ass that hard it leaves it blue and splotchy

Oh I was fucking a girls last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans

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When you slap someone’s arse that hard it goes blue and splotchy

Oh man I was fucking this guy last night and he pure gave me a blue evans

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When you switch things up in the bedroom and your lover isn't familiar with the position

I'm not very experienced in the bedroom so when she whipped out the meat Slinky :) I wasn't sure what to do

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