Empty ketchup bottle

When a guy goes down on a girl and she starts her period and she queefs in his face.

Dude I hooked up with Lacey last night, all was good until she empty ketchup bottled all over my face queef

by FurryWarlord December 5, 2016

empty sounds of hate

"Empty Sounds of Hate" is the hidden track on Marilyn Manson's second LP "Antichrist Superstar", after "Man That you Fear".

Although the track is number 17 on iTunes and other sources on the Internet, it is actually track 99 on the actual CD. Tracks 17 through 98 are just blank; track 17 is eight seconds while tracks 18 through 98 is four seconds, which is a total of 6:08 of silence.

The actual title is "Empty Sounds of Hate". Rhapsody calls it just "Untitled". iTunes calls it "Ghost Track".

November 1996

Dude: Bro, I listened to the sick new M.M. album! I even listented all the 99 songs! But what was track 99? It was pretty gnarly.
Bro: That's the hidden song , "Empty Sounds of Hate", dude!
Dude. Awesome.

by Ziipher Bungle August 4, 2017

Empty penis straw

The product of a Vienna sausage that has both ends bitten off and the meat from the inside vacuumed out

Kid: how are gonna explain to your mom why you only have the skin of the Vienna sausages left In your lunchbox
Me: I’ll tell her it’s an empty penis straw. Nobody wants to eat that shit

by Glubglubhewhispers May 3, 2018

EMPTY FOOKIN NET

When the net is empty, or full, and you manage to score a goal in soccer, hockey, or Rocket League.

Usually to mock the opposing team and intimidate.
Can be used multiple times.

*scores a goal with 3 players defending*
You: EMPTY FOOKIN NET

by SeamedShark June 3, 2018

Empty Crying

Empty Crying is a ‘crying’ session in which you feel like you are definitely going to cry, or are acting like you’re crying, but your goddamn tear ducts won’t work.

Person: I was having an Empty Crying session last night.
Person2: were you listening to your sad music again?
Person: ...yes

by MarchTheMifwau August 31, 2018

Empty koolaid

When you bust a nut so many times that your testicules look like a empty koolaid pouch

John was in an orgy recently and I heard he got an empty koolaid pouch

by Jaun Marston January 10, 2019

Empty Chair

Verb: To display and bring attention to an empty chair/podium from someone who chickened out of an interview/debate that they promised to do as a method of humiliation.

Boris Johnson refuses to show up for the second Leaders debate about climate change, so a petition has been made for Channel 4 to empty chair him.

by JourneyLT November 22, 2019