Egg Chasing

A game where unskillful but strong "men" chase an egg round a pitch for a while, occasionally getting points for trying and very very simple kicking.

Michael: My kick into an unguarded goal from a short distance away was brilliant, much more skillful than a football free-kick.

Bob: Bloody egg-chasers

by SMIC November 10, 2003

Alien egg

Stretching your scrotum over your penis and pulling it to your abdomen, creating a fleshy mass that resembles an egg from another planet.

Steve impressed his friends with his ability to pull his sack into an alien egg.

by Scrotal tickle June 14, 2014

Dug's Egg

Scottish Slang: (Dog's Egg). A weirdo, a person with a strange/weird demeanour.

Did you hear the crap that guy was talking...He's a Dug's Egg.
Have you seen the state of the new guy in the IT department...He's as weird as a Dug's Egg.

by Dougies October 24, 2006

Egg Car

The Smart Cars you steal in GTA V

I stole an Egg Car

by SussyEzra69 December 6, 2021

Egg Tuck

When you are hitting her doggy and she reaches under and tucks your man eggs into her snatch.

I busted my nut in ten seconds after Rachel did the egg tuck last night.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

A fucking egg

What is a fucking egg you may ask? It is a term one uses as an action for when a mate does a retarded action or says something retarded.

Person 1: Did you just ram into my neighbour's door?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You are a fucking egg, he is a dyslexic war veteran
Person 2: Oh shit...

by Zombiedead3 YT October 27, 2019

egg-spert

A knowledgeable chef who knows how to cook eggs multiple ways.

A food expert who knows all the facts and details about eggs.

an egg-spert who knows what tastes great with eggs (ex. sauces, meat to mix in, fruit, etc. )

by PP_D October 24, 2011