drunkass

1) an individual who throws up more than once in an evening 2) An individual who is so drunk they decide to mix beer and peels 3) An individual who is nominated drunk girl/guy of the night 4) An individual who cannot remember any of the 3 above definitions 5) Nicole Middendorf

Get off the floor! You're embarrassing yourself drunkass!

by K-Fizzlefershizzle December 5, 2007

The Sexy Drunken Scotsman

A native of Scotland, often seen roaming the wilds of Canada and braving the New World.
With his love of his kilt, his undying patriotic pride and sudden bouts of drunken rage, no wonder everyone loves him.
Like most Scotsman, he enjoys drinking, fighting, and fixing things.
Always willing to lend a helping hand, the only thing he'll ask in return is money for his alcohol addiction.

Truly a modern day Saint.

Random Person1: Who's that over there?

Random Person2: Him? That's The Sexy Drunken Scotsman!

Random Person1: Does he even have a name?

Random Person2: No one really knows. He's often too drunk to know himself.

by The Sexy Drunken Scotsman May 11, 2009

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.

After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.

by Webster April 18, 2004

Klundt Drunk

A person who drinks an insane amount of liquor in the shortest amount of time possible. Once one achieves such task, they instantly reach the level of Klundt Drunk. Being Klundt Drunk isn’t for the faint of heart and requires a certain level of obnoxiousness and douchebaggery that one can’t attain while being sober.

“Dude, how much are you going to drink tonight?” “Man, I’m getting Klundt Drunk.”

by I41ightEvil99 January 26, 2013

Uncle Roger Drunk

(techincal jargon) someone so drunk that they mistake objects, location, time and space with other objects, locations and places in time and space.

e.g. John was so Uncle Roger Drunk last night he though my sofa was urinal.

by Roland_07 August 26, 2007

drunk IM

As drunk dial except applies to instant messages, often even more socially destructive and/or hysterical, due to the fact that electronic evidence of the conversation remains.
NOTE: If you feel you may be the victim of a drunk IM, they are typically characterized by:
- unbelevvable mispellings
- incoherent topic and sentence structure
- frequent prideful declarations of the fact that the IMer is thoroughly intoxicated

A drunk IM:

heyyou shouldd come over wer drinkign imean not dfrinking were drink

by emsee November 15, 2006

Fake Drunk Fucker

When someone pretends to be extremely shit face wasted just so they can get laid and have an excuse for fucking such a disgusting ditch pig.

"Man I can't believe I nailed that gross bitch who looks like a troll. I was so beyond wasted."

"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."

by FilthyMan69 June 18, 2007