"katie how long is it until lunch?"
"matt, it is 2 whole hours away and it is still morning"
"we need to pass the time without getting caught then!"
Katie and Matt write down their plans for tomorrow and kill 1 hoursworth of time
"it's so boring! katie we need to destroy school!"
"matt, it is 2 whole hours away and it is still morning"
"we need to pass the time without getting caught then!"
Katie and Matt write down their plans for tomorrow and kill 1 hoursworth of time
"it's so boring! katie we need to destroy school!"
by lonelywinter April 15, 2023

When you pick up a random girl from the bar and smash her in the back of your small 89 cadillac. Also known as the new orlean pussy rearranger
by GCHECK September 29, 2020

Hym "I mean, one of them already fucked Jordan's daughter.... They're just around now. There's no avoiding it. Me with my shit belonging to me... OR... You lying in wait... Waiting for the inevitable daughter fucking... I mean, it'll destroy your relationship. Trying to prevent it will cause your relationship to be destroyed. There's only one out. They only path to victory for you is through defeat."
by Hym Iam April 8, 2024

Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.
Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
by Pensisnep October 14, 2021

by Ginger Scrotum June 5, 2018

Ho: *talking reckless*
seven: oh hellll nah bitch u got me all the way fucked up im talking anally destroyed
seven: oh hellll nah bitch u got me all the way fucked up im talking anally destroyed
by sevennnnnnn May 17, 2023

Friend 1:draws card *giggle*
Friend 2: what?
Me: Oh shit
Me: OH FUCK
Friend 1: places destroyer of friendship
Everyone: FUCK YOU
Friend 2: what?
Me: Oh shit
Me: OH FUCK
Friend 1: places destroyer of friendship
Everyone: FUCK YOU
by HOLY FUCK IT'S NINJESUS December 9, 2019
