destroy school

School should be destroyed, and reason why is because I will kill myself If it isn't

"katie how long is it until lunch?"
"matt, it is 2 whole hours away and it is still morning"
"we need to pass the time without getting caught then!"

Katie and Matt write down their plans for tomorrow and kill 1 hoursworth of time
"it's so boring! katie we need to destroy school!"

by lonelywinter April 15, 2023

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Cadillac cunt destroyer

When you pick up a random girl from the bar and smash her in the back of your small 89 cadillac. Also known as the new orlean pussy rearranger

Man you wwon't believe I pulled off another cadillac cunt destroyer

by GCHECK September 29, 2020

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Destroyed

But is it going to stop his daughters from getting fucked by one of my sycophants?

Hym "I mean, one of them already fucked Jordan's daughter.... They're just around now. There's no avoiding it. Me with my shit belonging to me... OR... You lying in wait... Waiting for the inevitable daughter fucking... I mean, it'll destroy your relationship. Trying to prevent it will cause your relationship to be destroyed. There's only one out. They only path to victory for you is through defeat."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2024

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Destroyer of Tables

Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.

Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”

by Pensisnep October 14, 2021

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