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stealth dating

When a couple doesn't tell their parents they're dating
Alex's parents would kill him if they found out he had a girlfriend, so he is stealth dating Katie
by Ashipper March 13, 2015
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attention dating deficit disorder

A syndrome, usually diagnosed in single people who are subscribed to any online dating service, characterized by a persistent pattern of impulsiveness, a short attention span, and often hyperactivity, and interfering especially with ever maintaining a long and lasting relationship.
I met the most wonderful woman for drinks last night. She’s perfect. Smart, funny, sexy as hell. I think she may be the one… Oh wow! Dude you should see who just “winked” at me on Match. Oh I can’t wait to meet this one! Sorry…what was I just saying before? What? C'mon I don't have attention dating deficit disorder. I'm just picky.
by timbre December 12, 2013
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defensive dating

only dating someone for the sole purpose of preventing someone else from dating them
"I don't want to go out with her but I'm going to just so you can't." Defensive dating at its best.
by omglolwtf#winning October 15, 2011
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crop dusting

When you walk by someone or a group and let one go, such as in an elevator, so that no one knows for sure who did it. But all can smell it!
When your on an airplane walking to the front lavatory and you let one go... your crop dusting!
by Fitchick June 2, 2009
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Online-Dating

A type of website where you meet other losers like yourself and go out with them.
That person without a social life was busy with online-dating.
by Online-dater-hater December 13, 2009
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fairy-dusting

An act of protest in the name of Gay Rights where a hater is showered with glitter. For best effect, rainbow colored glitter is used while loudly announcing “STOP THE HATE.”
Sam: Saw all these Con-serves posting comments about what a criminal Robert Erickson is for fairy-dusting Newt Gingrich and his wife.

Ella: The irony--sprinkling them with glitter on he same day the story broke about Newt Blingrich’s enormous bill at Tiffany's.

Sam: Oh, maybe that’s why Newt was smiling in the photo–he must have thought Erickson was a Tiffany Rep declaring him their millionth customer.
by thistlebottom June 12, 2011
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fictive-dating

Fictive-dating is when two fictives who's source is the same media are sourced from characters who frequently get shipped together date eachother.
"__ and I are fictive-dating"
"Really?"
"Yeah, he's a fictive of a character that the character I'm sourced from gets shipped with frequently."
by gogolpedia August 4, 2022
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