fuck custard

Thick semen. As found in good porno movies after the pop shot.

Dude 1: "I just watched 'Bukkake Cum Sluts Vol. 6' - man, I ain't seen so much fuck custard ever!"
Dude 2: "Dude, lend me that - NOW!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 14, 2007

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Custard

1. A snack that is best served with jelly from you school canteen.

1. Could i please get a cup of jelly with custard.

by PositveMr June 14, 2009

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An utterly unusable "system" of random measuring references designed by Grok Einstein in the neolithic period (10,000 years BC). Adapted by Egyptians and "refined" in 3rd century Rome by people who bathe in urine, drink wine from lead goblets and think it's ok to have sex with 10 year old boys. Eventually abandoned by every other nation on the planet earth in favor of a rational, logical, interrelated and vastly easier measuring system called "the metric system" with the only exception being the United States of America who wistfully wait for the rest of the world to see the error of their ways and re-embrace a kings cock and 3 grains of barley as a glorious and Godly base for units of measure.

"We wouldn't have crashed a 200 million dollar Mars probe into the surface of the plant if we would've stuck to using pure, divinely inspired US Customary Units"

by MortyFoonbang June 30, 2020

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bird's custard

A thickish, yellowish discharge emitted from a ladies clunge when she is particularly receptive to sir's amorous advances. The favoured dish when dining at the Y

When eating hairy pie I do like a helping of bird's custard.

by zippy_uk January 3, 2007

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