Crapper Condom

The thin round piece of paper found in public restrooms. It is used to place on the toilet seat to protect oneself from ass fungus.

"Dude, they didn't have any crapper condoms in the mall restroom, so I shit my pants, but, you know, better safe than sorry."

by Alan1999 August 4, 2008

female condom

A female condom can be placed directly in the pussy of a woman. It can be useful for a threesome when there is one guy and two girls. This way the guy can switch holes without sharing an STI between the two girls.
It can also be useful if a guy wants to switch between vaginal and anal sex with just one girl. By adding a female condom in both holes, it protects vaginal flora.

If a sexfriend tells me she knows another girl interested in a threesome, it will be more fun with female condoms!

by Find a Wingman May 24, 2020

jesus condom

Having unprotected sex with your girlfriend or wife and praying to Jesus that you didn't get her pregnant.

What!? You can't be pregnant again, I was wearing a Jesus Condom.

by JMU April 26, 2007

Broke mans condom

When a man wraps glad wrap around his penis using it as a condom.

Man 1:oi cunt do you have any money i need to buy me self some condoms for tonights orgy.
Man 2: nah cunt dont have any but have you heard about the broke mans condom method, just wrap some glad wrap
around your willy
Man 1: cheers for the idea my nigga

by Negro_Slayer420 October 29, 2019

westie condom

A condom made from plastic cling wrap and an elastic band.

She's getting child support on top of the dole because Shane used a westie condom.

by Gareth Utley August 16, 2005

Nebraskan Condom

1. A plastic bag filled with wet corn that is used for Nebraskan sex, or fishing.

Trevor is using his Nebraskan condom to catch some spoonies at the river

by FfruitCakeE August 10, 2009

broken condom

How Half my classmates got here.

Lil Kurt's dad used one....and he regrets it every day!

by Shawn B. April 17, 2003