Barkeep: Wuddle it be?
Guy: Mazel Tov cocktail.
Barkeep? The hell’s that?
Guy: Just make the worst drink you can with as little variety as possible. I want to feel numb.
Guy: Mazel Tov cocktail.
Barkeep? The hell’s that?
Guy: Just make the worst drink you can with as little variety as possible. I want to feel numb.
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when lust drives you to call or text some one of the phone, who you only want to talk to, or text with because you want to have sex with them.
I knew Skyler would cockdail her last night, when he left the club, his dick was hard as quantuum physics.
by drbillyg May 9, 2011
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Husband: Honey, it's my birthday. How about some anal tonight?
Wife: I don't know yet. I'll need a ton of cocktails to even consider it.
Wife: I don't know yet. I'll need a ton of cocktails to even consider it.
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Get the Molotov Cocktail mug.Derived from Cock (male genitalia) and Tail (referring to females) and the general meaning of mixing when the word cocktail is involved.
1) CockTail being a male and a female couple. They can be romantically involved, or sexually, or both.
Though usually having a purely sexual meaning, the two can be in a platonic relationship.
2) Can also refer to one person's significant other.
In either of these situations, it can be labelled 'drinking' one's cocktail.
1) CockTail being a male and a female couple. They can be romantically involved, or sexually, or both.
Though usually having a purely sexual meaning, the two can be in a platonic relationship.
2) Can also refer to one person's significant other.
In either of these situations, it can be labelled 'drinking' one's cocktail.
1) Dude, my brother's in a cocktail. They're so loud!
OR
1) Dude, my brother drinks a cocktail now, they're so loud!
2) Suzy was talking to her cocktail yesterday and didn't even wave when she passed me!
OR
2) Suzy was drinking her cocktail yesterday and didn't even wave when she passed me!
OR
1) Dude, my brother drinks a cocktail now, they're so loud!
2) Suzy was talking to her cocktail yesterday and didn't even wave when she passed me!
OR
2) Suzy was drinking her cocktail yesterday and didn't even wave when she passed me!
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