Church Bod 

Body type of your adolescent church crush - modest but seductive; looks great in a pair of jeans; girl next door; wifey material.

She ain’t a Kardashian, but solid church bod.

Church Bod by mellowd June 23, 2021

Church Moth 

someone’s son or daughter who is a satanist who’s forced to go to church on the down low

maggie: oh look patrick is in our church group
stefan: don’t say that maggie patrick is a church moth

Church Moth by qq.madi November 21, 2021

Church Slider 

A fart in church that usually done for the intention of spicing up a rather boring situation.

I did a lil church slider because it was boring AF in there.

Church Slider by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021

Church boy 

Literally Parker

Me: Wow hello church boy
Parker: Shut up
(@_@)

Church boy by anonymous March 22, 2022

Church Boy 

Literally Parker

Me hello church boy

Church boy shut up

Church Boy by anonymous March 22, 2022

Church Boy 

Literally Parker

Me: hello church boy

Church Boy: ShUTT uPp

Church Boy by anonymous March 22, 2022

Church of Razor 

Church Of Razor is a music group founded by Razor on February 23rd of 2021. Their music consists of a variety of different genres such as ghettotech, hyperpop and experimental trap music.

— Have you heard of this new band Church of Razor? they’re like…real indie
— I have actually, they’re awful.

Church of Razor by ivy malala March 28, 2022