The conversation or chit chat the gynecologists insists on making during a pap smear or pelvic examination.
Doctor: "Nice weather we're having."
Patient: "Uh-huh."
Doctor: "Got any plans for the rest of the day?"
Patient: "Nuh-uh"
Doctor: "We're just about done here."
Patient: "Look Doc, I know you're trying to be nice, but can you please cut out the cooter chat and just 'git er done!?"
Patient: "Uh-huh."
Doctor: "Got any plans for the rest of the day?"
Patient: "Nuh-uh"
Doctor: "We're just about done here."
Patient: "Look Doc, I know you're trying to be nice, but can you please cut out the cooter chat and just 'git er done!?"
by kidsnpigs February 7, 2010
Get the Cooter Chatmug. by atlyss July 28, 2004
Get the hats for chatmug. Chat speak is a commonly used way of talking in chat rooms or on AIM. It includes Rofl (rolling on the floor laughing), Lol (laugh out loud), Lmao (laughing my ass off), and many others. Some people get this form of internet language confused with another. This one is called 1337 (leet). Chat speak can also be used as one sentence, such as Asl (age, sex, location.) Many people may use little or no punctuation and may not capitalize their words. They tend to spell words incorrectly and not bother changing them.
User 1: yea ten i was like ur a fat fase
User 2: ROFL oic idc how u did it im glad u beat him up he was lyk soooo annoying
User 3: idk he was lyk kinda cute rite i no im lyk omg im kra z chat speak is sooooo kool
User 2: gtg, brb somtime tat old mom wants me
User 3: bi!!!
User 1: dont forgit we cyber
User 2: ROFL oic idc how u did it im glad u beat him up he was lyk soooo annoying
User 3: idk he was lyk kinda cute rite i no im lyk omg im kra z chat speak is sooooo kool
User 2: gtg, brb somtime tat old mom wants me
User 3: bi!!!
User 1: dont forgit we cyber
by Leia Hall November 17, 2006
Get the Chat speakmug. One who spends all day one aim, msn, yahoo, whatever. They don't have social lives out side it and generally don't care
trillian, omh, she's such a chat junkie. I wonder how long she could go without an internet connection
by trillian December 30, 2004
Get the chat junkiemug. Guy: I did a little Chat Logging last night
Guy #1: Did you and her have sex last night?
Guy #2: No, I just logged her chats
Guy #1: Did you and her have sex last night?
Guy #2: No, I just logged her chats
by Misc. l337 November 6, 2010
Get the Chat Loggingmug. Day 1:
Person 1 - hey dude i need those burritos by tomorrow.
Person 2 - k man i have them in the freezer and i'll get them to you for sure.
Day 2:
Person 1 - oh hey do you have those burritos now?
Person 2 - no i forgot..
Person 1 - come on dude i need those,
Day 3:
Person 1 - burritos?
Person 2 - no i still forgot.
Person 1 - DUDE STOP BEING FUCKING CHAT.
"aw man it's being chat again"
Person 1 - hey dude i need those burritos by tomorrow.
Person 2 - k man i have them in the freezer and i'll get them to you for sure.
Day 2:
Person 1 - oh hey do you have those burritos now?
Person 2 - no i forgot..
Person 1 - come on dude i need those,
Day 3:
Person 1 - burritos?
Person 2 - no i still forgot.
Person 1 - DUDE STOP BEING FUCKING CHAT.
"aw man it's being chat again"
by jsheds December 6, 2009
Get the being chatmug. by TruBlaze April 15, 2015
Get the Ded chatmug.