mom: hey were you born in a barn you left the door open again
carson: NO i was born in fucking car mom
carson: NO i was born in fucking car mom
by bessy1234 March 28, 2019
Get the carsonmug. A very muscular man with a pectoral gap and has a big ass that he likes to spread aggressively while hitting squats.
by Four big guys May 11, 2022
Get the Carsonmug. they are sweet, kind, cute, and funny. If you have a Carson you shouldn't take him for grated. He will kick your ass if you are mean to his friends and especially his girlfriend and don't ever touch his girlfriend or you two will have a problem. Carson takes love seriously you will regret it if you break his heart and Carson picks the right girls to like they are strong, independent, and the best of the best but she is definitely the strongest girl in school!!!
Carson is the best!
by panthom July 5, 2019
Get the Carsonmug. by fahad hossain May 17, 2019
Get the Carson Mcleanmug. by wifenlooof September 15, 2022
Get the carsonmug. A hot whore with a gigantic horse cock usually around 12 feet long. Doesn’t tend to know what a flag is and has a huge self esteem, thinking he is very strong.
by Greasylord November 12, 2018
Get the Carson Brownmug. by dagnel June 12, 2024
Get the dirty carsonmug.