It'll Buff Out

A seemingly innocent phrase used to describe an incredibly dire or terrible situation in which, no matter the users assurance, the situation will NOT "buff out" or improve to any high extent.

*Individual A proceeds to sit in a chair and, in doing so, breaks the chair*

Individual B: *in a sarcastic tone* It'll buff out.

*Individual A proceeds to become embarrassed*

It'll Buff Out by A Man of Vast Vocabulary February 3, 2015

run me a buff 

give me a blow job or "blow me"

Boss: Hey John, why don't you stay late tonight?
John: Why don't you run me a buff?

run me a buff by Bill Smif April 7, 2006

Choo-Choo Buff 

Any person who has become so delusional about the supposed benefits of "rail" transit that they "have to have it", regardless of the excessive costs involved. Many Choo-Choo Buffs are more concerned about creating TOD (Transit Oriented Development) opportunities for their friends and political supporters than they are in actually providing the best transit system for commuters.

The only people insane enough to want to increase taxes to pay for a rail transit system are the Choo-Choo Buffs!

Choo-Choo Buff by Adam Funkster April 13, 2009

Gym Me Buff It 

A guy who spends every spare moment in the gym.

I went over to my ex-girlfriend's house to see if we could patch things up. But, she already had another dude over there, some "Gym Me Buff It" guy.

Gym Me Buff It by Jimmy "all you can eat" Buffet January 1, 2007

cop a buff 

1.To get head
2.Get your dicked sucked
3.Put your cock in a girls mouth and deep throat the shit out of her

After i cop a buff from a dominican bitch i jizzed in her eye

cop a buff by Dillon Sedagatpour June 11, 2006

game buff 

1. Having a physique that is muscular, but lacks definition. Look is often crafted through bench press, pull ups, bicep curls, but no other activity. (See. West Coast rapper The Game)
2. A person who is in good phsyical shape, but not aesthetically pleasing.
3. A strong but unathletic physique
4. A popular training regimen adopted by frat boys

1. "I ain't goin' to the gym mang. I'll get game buff in my back yard."
2. Warren Sapp is game buff.
3. "Dude, Tyler came back from summer break game buff. He needs to get his ass on a treadmill."

game buff by Buddy123 January 30, 2007

hott buff Italian 

A person of Italian descent who is very attractive and also in great shape.

Woah did you see him? He is one hott buff Italian!!!

hott buff Italian by ballerxcgirl33 June 20, 2008