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kick breath

bad breath that can kick you to sleep.
a. It can cause serious lung damage if exposed to long.
b. Head trauma or nausea is also a side affect.
Soldier: Sir, we're losing we need to release the "bomb"
Commander: Ok soldier, everybody put on your gas mask, release the beast!
Soldier: yes sir, let the bitch go, this is a sure victory now.
Commander: I just hope no civilians get harmed.
by Juice Pimp June 21, 2004
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Hot Dog Water Breath

Term for when someone comics up short and completely costs their team the win. A much more extreme form of choking.
Toni: Brad, did you actually get zero kills that round you hot dog water breath looking ass?
by LargeDavid April 1, 2021
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Is that your breath or your ass

1) A question posed to someone when their breath is so foul that you nearly puke when they are talking to you.
2) A question stated when someone is talking objectionally close to you - in your face - to knock them so off-guard that they have to back away out of embarassment and/or shock.
1) Max: - who was out all night drinking - "...and then we had another round of 5 shooters each and went up to sing Karaoke..."
Scott: - gagging from Max's sewage breath intercedes - "Good god dude...is that your breath or your ass!!?
Max: - turning red from embarassment shuffles off quickly to the men's room to cleanse his mouth with dispenser soap.

2) Sergeant Dick: - uncomfortably close and in the face of an investigating detective - "I want to know if you went in, picked up the knife and THEN put on your gloves, or if you put on your fucking gloves BEFORE picking up the piece inspector!!?"
Inspector Non Chas Lant: - "Excuse me Serge, is that your BREATH or your ASS...."
Sergeant Dick: - backing off several feet - "Just keep the scene clean from now on guys."
by psiscott2000 May 22, 2006
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management on your breath

what you get after blowing your boss to get ahead at work
i see you have your own office now jeff. do i smell management on your breath?
by partsgirl January 28, 2011
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Cinnamon Brown Sugar Dragon Breath

A ferocious breath suggesting a woman has eaten out a man’s belly button. Her breath then after is pungent and reeks of sweaty lint, and brown sugar. It is virtually impossible to have a conversation with the person without tearing.
Billy: WOW YOU TALK TO KATHERINE!SHE HAS A BAD CASE OF THE CINNAMON BROWN SUGAR DRAGON BREATH!
BRET:(SOB) Yeah, I know it's so bad my eyes are still tearing.
by swampass12 February 4, 2008
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Breath Attack

When an individual's breathing is constrained
Carmen what's wrong?!

I'm having a breath attack! I HAVE SO MUCH BREATH!
by _____Fleur November 23, 2009
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Breathing lemonade

When you laugh so hard that you make that disgusting gurgle-y chuckle-y snort because you can't breathe.
"Oh my god, Jess was totally breathing lemonade after I told her that one joke"
by An actual person July 12, 2017
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