surf boat

A surf boat is an oar-driven boat designed to enter the ocean from the beach in heavy surf or severe waves.

Traditionally surf boats were used for rescue during surf life saving patrols. Due to the invention of powered vessels such as inflatable skiffs surf boats are no longer used for rescues.

They are however used in sport, and any surf boat rower will tell you that it is the greatest sport under the sun. Any non surf boat rower will call them nuts!

"There's a wave on in the rivermouth, we'll get a crew together to take out the surf boat"

surf boat by MadMolly February 5, 2010

puss boat 

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between a smoking hot vagina, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

Hey Chris and Stacy that girl over there likes to party, we should ask her if we can give her a couple of puss boats!

puss boat by BigSpenceDaddy May 14, 2014

float your boat 

Appeal to or excite someone.

If you love suspense and thrills, this movie is guaranteed to float your boat.

float your boat by kdejong February 10, 2017

Dream Boat 

A really attractive and awesome guy who makes you feel like you’re the only girl in the world

Josh Jones is a complete ‘dream boat’

Dream Boat by Megmcc September 15, 2018

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF 

Said when something is sawed in half, for example, an atom or a child. Wait... OH SHIT

John: I sawed this boat in half!
Phil Swift: I SAWED THIS ATOM IN HALF!

*distant explosion*

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF by BOT1games April 20, 2019

Garbage Boat 

Woman of such strikingly low caliber collaborating with hotties leading her to believe she transcended her social and physical postion within society. In most cases the girls are friends, yet she feeds off the power of the pack in order to justify her bitchy, loathing attitude toward potential suitors.

We figured the girls we'd been talking to wanted to go home with us when the garbage boat showed up, requested free drinks and informed her friends we were poor choices on the night.

Garbage Boat by Toosh August 1, 2007

shithouse door on a tuna boat 

1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.

2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.

"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"

"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."

"Wha'd'ja think?"

"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"

shithouse door on a tuna boat by Pard Padre January 29, 2008