Bloop

taking a bong rip while you are pooping: Blooping.

Dave: Dude I just took a huge Bloop. I feel so relaxed.

Me: Thankfully the odor of ganja masks the awful stench of your bowel movement.

Dave: Tacos.

by biglefty August 22, 2009

Bloop

1. Someone who thinks they are Hott and amazing in absolutely every single way... But are normally ugly.

2. To bloop: to blurt out nonsense, make someone confused, or start a conversation with the word bloop

Ex:
1. Oh there goes that bloop with her super short skirt flirting with those guys...

2.Me: hey guess what?
You: Bloop
Me: What?? Haha woww
You: I know, aren't I random?

by Jellybelly<3 January 17, 2012

bloods

a gang formed in the 70's to show off and be "hard". ravail gang is the crips. bloods swear they all hard but when the 5.o comes they take of there flags, unlike the crips who r not scared of the 5.o. also bloods r bunz crips r not.

fight of crip and blood, bloods ran and poped off

by Scooby-Doo July 31, 2008

bloodstache

The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.

Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today?
Robert: Nah, man. Why you think that?
Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?
Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*
Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!

by G. Wells October 19, 2006

Bloop

The sound made when one farts in water.

Bloooooop bloop!
-Crap! I shouldn't have eaten those fish tacos!

by Shawn B. April 17, 2003

bloop

i thought i made this word up well guess not.
it means whatever you think
it can be in place of a swear word
it can be used to be insanely random
to tap someone on the noise and say bloop, that means you got bloop'd
When ur talking and there is a awkward silence
basicaly nething

1.What the BLOOP!
2.Person A: So what u did you do tonight?
Person B: Bloop!

by Hannah August 17, 2004

Bloop

To fart. Came from an accidental noise made while farting, and is now used by starbucks employees to talk about farting in front of customers.

Sounds like it is said.

"Dude, what's that smell?"
"Oh, sorry, I just blooped."

by hurricane03 June 22, 2007