bleachzilla

The personification of Levi Ackerman when he senses there is any speck of dirt

Hanji: *litters*
*distant screams* *stomping*

Levi: Listen here motherfucker, pick this shit up or this broom goes so far up your ass you'll be sweeping as you walk for the rest of your life--

Erwin: Look, you've released Bleachzilla...

by fandom trash July 26, 2016

Bleach

Noun - If you hate talking to a person so much, that when you do you want to drink bleach.

Man Rachel is so annoying, she is definitely a bleach

by Therealburgers June 10, 2016

Bleach

A tastey drink when you are distasted with little kids shitty musicly videos

Leafyisbeafy:wow this fuckin Lil shit makes me wanna chug bleach

Just a joke kids don't drink real bleach just fake bleach to get views you, YouTube whore

by Potato rangler June 10, 2016

bleacher lizard

Girls that distract guys when they are trying to pay attention to a game or an activity that is happening (basketball,?wrestling, football,etc..)

Sarah:"eww look at those girls."
Jen:" ya thier bleacher lizards."

by Jloop January 23, 2017

bleach

A drink best served cold

i wanna drink bleach

by imcluelessrn February 13, 2017

bleach

My favorite drink for watching cringey musicallys

Girl: OMG have you seen JACOB SARTORIUS new musically??
Me: My bleach bottle is empty. I'll buy another one, be right back!

by Bleach Drinker March 11, 2017

Bleach

The most delectable substance you'll ever drink.

Only causes small damage to the brain.

Taste like candy.

Takes only a few gallons of it to die.

Can find at ur local grocery store!

I drank 3 gallons of bleach last night it was so good!

by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 16, 2017