befungle

typical Obama mistake, major screw up, clusterfuck, or a primal state of douchebaggedness.

Obama befungled the relationship with Israel.

by nuttsgt November 9, 2013

...before I NUT!

A phrase, in reference to the embarrassingly minuscule amount of time it takes for you to cast your concoction, used to establish a 30 to 40 second time frame in which you would like something to be accomplished.

*enters Build-A-Bear Workshop*
I need this Bubsy Snuggabear stuffed...before I NUT!

by Sweat Short Gang November 7, 2018

Look Before You Shit

The act to checking for sufficient toilet paper before sitting down to take a shit. This will help you to avoid having to yell for somebody outside the bathroom to get you a new roll.

Boyfriend: Um, honey, can you get me some toilet paper?
Girlfriend: Sucks for you, look before you shit!

by Dapts March 29, 2011

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by Shiine-1 April 28, 2022

Befored

Before, originated in a misspelled e-mail between to bored software engineers.

I've never done that postion befored.

by Adrian December 10, 2003

pearls before swine

sending good definitions to the Urban Dictionary.

Arg! They rejected my definition of shouty-crackers again! It's a real piece of urban slang that they don't have in there! Pearls before swine, I tell you what.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 19, 2007

beforties

The plural form of the forty ounce malt beverage. In this case, this word applies to the forties you plan on drinking before attending a party.

"Hey man I heard about this awesome party! Let's hang out and drink some beforties to get ready!"

by gameblouses17 September 1, 2009