Bear Ballin' 

Originating from the term ballin', Bear Ballin' means extreme to the max. Bear Ballin' also originates from a 'motorbike sphere of death' where bikers are riding inside a sphere, often going upside down. In the case of Bear Ballin', a bear is riding the bike, with another person trying not to die in the middle of it.

The movie was so Bear Ballin'!

Jesse is so not bear ballin' today.

Bear Ballin' by Connorr June 18, 2008

Bear Peen 

When you get your bear penis touched by a red head.

Pierce got bear peen at the fall festival

Bear Peen by PJV&TMC March 6, 2011

bear sand 

Typically a composite mixture of Dorito Cheese Power, Gardetto Dust, and Goldfish Powder. It is also very common to include little bits of chicken strip seasoning and dried up hamburger helper in the substance. Properly named "Bear Sand" to reflect it's soft, loamy sand texture once built up to enough volume.

I think the previous tenant here was an animal...I found bear sand all over the place

bear sand by tornadowatch420 July 26, 2016

Bear Trap 

A bra, for a girl who has massive boobs (like DD+), with multiple hook fastners in the back.

Did you see the size of her babalons; I can't believe those mogambos are natural, she must need a bear trap to restrain them.

Bear Trap by mark86 February 22, 2009

bear cat 

1. A wolverine.

2. A car made by Stutz.

1. The "bear cat" is neither a bear nor a cat, but a member of the Weasel Family (Mustelidae).

2. The Stutz Bear Cat was a classy car. Elvis loved Stutzs.

bear cat by Marten Fisher November 26, 2006

bear grylls

god.

bear grylls > god.

bear grylls by dzt April 26, 2009

Bear rug 

Requires three people. In front of a hot fire, one person (usually the largest one) will lay down on the floor motionless as a bear rug would. The other two individuals have sex on top of that person while the other person remains motionless and silent.

Can be used as a verb or noun.

Want to come over tonight? There's going to be a blizzard and we'll need someone sturdy to be our bear rug.

Bear rug by JPPitt March 12, 2011